Rancusszen is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm cow.

Rancusszen created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rancusszen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rancusszen, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rancusszen's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Rancusszen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red ants for they are unholy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always look after injured shrews.

4. You must pray to Rancusszen five times a day.

5. Do not chop down trees.