Dagloopsis is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful armadillo.

Dagloopsis created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagloopsis, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dagloopsis, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dagloopsis' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dagloopsis' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Dagloopsis loves ants, so they must be honoured.