Nillfasgil is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet otter.

Nillfasgil created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillfasgil, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nillfasgil, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nillfasgil's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Nillfasgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.