Dubvig Parkjigxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, generous cat.

Dubvig Parkjigxuck created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubvig Parkjigxuck, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dubvig Parkjigxuck, she will jump up and down on your head.

Dubvig Parkjigxuck's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dubvig Parkjigxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about turtles.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Dubvig Parkjigxuck loves snakes, so they must be honoured.