Afsogvig Pogpanglid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, fast ferret.

Afsogvig Pogpanglid created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afsogvig Pogpanglid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Afsogvig Pogpanglid, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Afsogvig Pogpanglid's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Afsogvig Pogpanglid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Afsogvig Pogpanglid.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.