Karhingeb is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tranquil grasshopper.

Karhingeb created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karhingeb, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Karhingeb, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Karhingeb's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Karhingeb's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Karhingeb.

2. Karhingeb loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Always help sharks in need.