Flig is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, awe-inspiring lion.

Flig created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flig, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Flig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. Retreat if five otters approach from the south.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Never hurt moths.