Hakbastcan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, strong dryad.

Hakbastcan created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakbastcan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hakbastcan, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hakbastcan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hakbastcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help dogs.

3. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Hakbastcan on top of important buildings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always take life seriously.