Godtik is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating fish.

Godtik created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godtik, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Godtik, it will try to impress you with trees.

Godtik's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Godtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never paint your face violet.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Godtik on top of all buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.