Queegbotbumarn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fussy wyvern.

Queegbotbumarn created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegbotbumarn, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Queegbotbumarn, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Queegbotbumarn's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Queegbotbumarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Queegbotbumarn.

4. Always look after injured grasshopers.

5. Do not hurt geese.