Yarlattit is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, prudent toad.

Yarlattit created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlattit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yarlattit, he will destroy your home planet.

Yarlattit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Yarlattit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Never mention tapirs.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Never go into green rooms.