Quafwadjap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, amazing porpoise.

Quafwadjap created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafwadjap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quafwadjap, she will be mildly annoyed.

Quafwadjap's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Quafwadjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not kill badgers.

3. Put Quafwadjap first in all things.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. You must never eat spinach.