Titbamstiktargfemnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, uncaring giraffe.

Titbamstiktargfemnarl created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titbamstiktargfemnarl, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Titbamstiktargfemnarl, it will not care at all.

Titbamstiktargfemnarl's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Titbamstiktargfemnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Titbamstiktargfemnarl on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Feed all hungry moths.

5. Always take life seriously.