Titbamstiktargfemnarl is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, uncaring
giraffe.
Titbamstiktargfemnarl created matter six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Titbamstiktargfemnarl, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Titbamstiktargfemnarl, it will not care at all.
Titbamstiktargfemnarl's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Titbamstiktargfemnarl's Holy Commandments1. Eagles are not to be trusted.
2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Titbamstiktargfemnarl on top of all buildings.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Feed all hungry moths.
5. Always take life seriously.