Milflanbonk is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving cow.

Milflanbonk created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Milflanbonk, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Milflanbonk, it will not care at all.

Milflanbonk's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Milflanbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt nematodes.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Hide if eight monkeys approach from the north.

5. Do not take Milflanbonk's name in vain.