Honhogmum is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring crab.

Honhogmum created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Honhogmum, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Honhogmum, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Honhogmum's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Honhogmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Hide from brown frogs for they are unholy.