Cimtomgod is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful bee.

Cimtomgod created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Cimtomgod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cimtomgod, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Cimtomgod's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cimtomgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.