Gemquaglik is a god.

He takes the form of a small, quiet troll.

Gemquaglik created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemquaglik, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gemquaglik, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gemquaglik's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gemquaglik's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always look after injured foxes.