Yartgubdob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking wasp.

Yartgubdob created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartgubdob, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yartgubdob, he will have a low opinion of you.

Yartgubdob's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Yartgubdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never eat bark.