Rakkinhot is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, quiet lobster.

Rakkinhot created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakkinhot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rakkinhot, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rakkinhot's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Rakkinhot's Holy Commandments

1. Rakkinhot must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never laugh near swans.

5. Do not drink alcohol.