Cebnulgudnul is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented owl.

Cebnulgudnul created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebnulgudnul, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cebnulgudnul, she will turn you into a plant.

Cebnulgudnul's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cebnulgudnul's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cebnulgudnul.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never think ill of sick manatees.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.