Zagfetwan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous goat.

Zagfetwan created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagfetwan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zagfetwan, it will turn you into a puffin.

Zagfetwan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Zagfetwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Never wear gray shoes.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Never think ill of sick mites.