Bopbassmonvab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive dragonfly.

Bopbassmonvab created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopbassmonvab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bopbassmonvab, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bopbassmonvab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bopbassmonvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.