Flansinhubzodyimqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy donkey.

Flansinhubzodyimqueeg created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Flansinhubzodyimqueeg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flansinhubzodyimqueeg, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Flansinhubzodyimqueeg's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Flansinhubzodyimqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Flansinhubzodyimqueeg nine times a day.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always obey Flansinhubzodyimqueeg's priests.