Weefubvagnel is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, blissful bee.

Weefubvagnel created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Weefubvagnel, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Weefubvagnel, she will turn you into a mole.

Weefubvagnel's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Weefubvagnel's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never mention horses.