Mabxucdit is a god.

It takes the form of a small, passionate dragon.

Mabxucdit created water four years ago.

If you believe in Mabxucdit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mabxucdit, it will jump up and down on your head.

Mabxucdit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Mabxucdit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five seals approach from the south.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Mabxucdit loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Mabxucdit loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

5. Do not commit murder.