Bensagdon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident capybara.

Bensagdon created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bensagdon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bensagdon, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bensagdon's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bensagdon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Bensagdon on top of important buildings.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Always look after injured ants.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.