Nurtdotarf is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awesome guinea pig.

Nurtdotarf created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurtdotarf, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nurtdotarf, it will turn you into a mole.

Nurtdotarf's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nurtdotarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. Do not cook food in pots.