Nurtdotarf is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awesome
guinea pig.
Nurtdotarf created a down quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Nurtdotarf, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Nurtdotarf, it will turn you into a mole.
Nurtdotarf's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Nurtdotarf's Holy Commandments1. Never write about planets.
2. Never bounce in holy places.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.
5. Do not cook food in pots.