Gamjonzag Rawvenjapdubhogmontan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless meerkat.

Gamjonzag Rawvenjapdubhogmontan created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Gamjonzag Rawvenjapdubhogmontan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gamjonzag Rawvenjapdubhogmontan, it will send you a sign.

Gamjonzag Rawvenjapdubhogmontan's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gamjonzag Rawvenjapdubhogmontan's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Gamjonzag Rawvenjapdubhogmontan loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.