Stiptagvogvolhubflygov is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, strong gorilla.

Stiptagvogvolhubflygov created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiptagvogvolhubflygov, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stiptagvogvolhubflygov, it will turn you into a tree.

Stiptagvogvolhubflygov's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Stiptagvogvolhubflygov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Run away if three capybaras approach from the east.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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