Jarndunjopbuthat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, calm bee.

Jarndunjopbuthat created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarndunjopbuthat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jarndunjopbuthat, it will remove you from existence.

Jarndunjopbuthat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jarndunjopbuthat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Always help sick mites.