Censhavril is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced
bee.
Censhavril created a charm quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Censhavril, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Censhavril, she will torture you forever.
Censhavril's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Censhavril's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. You must never eat pineapples.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.