Genbigfabnill is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, loving crow.

Genbigfabnill created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Genbigfabnill, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Genbigfabnill, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Genbigfabnill's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Genbigfabnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.