Flownansas is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, resourceful aardvark.

Flownansas created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flownansas, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flownansas, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flownansas' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Flownansas' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Flownansas.

2. Never mention aardvarks.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flownansas.

4. Always help rats in need.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Flownansas.