Boggomgemabsas is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, kind alligator.

Boggomgemabsas created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boggomgemabsas, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Boggomgemabsas, it will turn you into a rat.

Boggomgemabsas' most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Boggomgemabsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear black corsets.

3. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Boggomgemabsas on top of important buildings.

4. Boggomgemabsas loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.