Zodnullaffonbastbanfun is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, calm bird.

Zodnullaffonbastbanfun created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodnullaffonbastbanfun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zodnullaffonbastbanfun, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zodnullaffonbastbanfun's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Zodnullaffonbastbanfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Zodnullaffonbastbanfun loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Never sit in the presence of horses.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Do not shave your head.