Hogpakgungid Arnrenjam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless gerbil.

Hogpakgungid Arnrenjam created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogpakgungid Arnrenjam, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hogpakgungid Arnrenjam, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Hogpakgungid Arnrenjam's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Hogpakgungid Arnrenjam's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Hogpakgungid Arnrenjam loves sharks, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Hogpakgungid Arnrenjam on top of all buildings.