Faggildum is a god.

He takes the form of a small, almighty fly.

Faggildum created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Faggildum, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Faggildum, he will think nothing of it.

Faggildum's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Faggildum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must pray to Faggildum six times a day.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.