Xincisstikqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Xincisstikqueeg created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xincisstikqueeg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xincisstikqueeg, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Xincisstikqueeg's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Xincisstikqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Hide if four otters approach from the west.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never mention ants.

5. Never think about stars.