Gubtof is a god.

He takes the form of a large, prudent monkey.

Gubtof created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubtof, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gubtof, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Gubtof's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gubtof's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Erect four lead sculptures of Gubtof on top of important buildings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Hide from mauve geese for they are unholy.