Yokquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic unicorn.

Yokquaf created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokquaf, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yokquaf, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Yokquaf's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yokquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.