Mitponkom is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured wasp.

Mitponkom created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitponkom, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mitponkom, she will turn you into a puffin.

Mitponkom's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Mitponkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never wear violet shoes.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never sing in holy places.