Rowditflab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome weasel.

Rowditflab created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowditflab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rowditflab, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rowditflab's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rowditflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always stare at clouds.