Cibhotmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, sage mouse.

Cibhotmeg created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibhotmeg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibhotmeg, she will torture you forever.

Cibhotmeg's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cibhotmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.