Pomjadgod is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humorless swan.

Pomjadgod created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomjadgod, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pomjadgod, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pomjadgod's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Pomjadgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not eat aubergines.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Fast once a month.