Fedcissweg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous sheep.

Fedcissweg created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedcissweg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fedcissweg, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fedcissweg's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fedcissweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Do not take Fedcissweg's name in vain.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.