Tarfas is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish goat.

Tarfas created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Tarfas, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tarfas, it will manifest in front of you.

Tarfas' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tarfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tarfas.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Tarfas loves rats, so they must be honoured.