Legcamgov is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, humane wren.

Legcamgov created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Legcamgov, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Legcamgov, it will ignore you.

Legcamgov's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Legcamgov's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always look after injured turtles.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.