Boparmfun is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, quiet raven.

Boparmfun created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boparmfun, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Boparmfun, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Boparmfun's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Boparmfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never wear hats.