Cudbadapp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, competent dragon.

Cudbadapp created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudbadapp, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudbadapp, she will not care.

Cudbadapp's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cudbadapp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Always help sick hamsters.