Japgamwan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, deceitful penguin.

Japgamwan created life four years ago.

If you believe in Japgamwan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Japgamwan, she will curse you with boils.

Japgamwan's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Japgamwan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Japgamwan.

2. Never paint your head black.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always look after injured eagles.